Difference between revisions of "Life Will Be So Wonderful"

	"Life Will Be So Wnderful"
Vocals:	Robbie
Backing:	Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy, Trixie, Pixel
Music:	Máni Svavarsson
Lyrics:

Latest revision as of 13:39, 27 July 2019

"Life Will Be So Wonderful", is the song featured in the episode The Fortune Teller. It is sung by Robbie, with backing by Trixie, Ziggy, Pixel, Stingy and Stephanie.

Lyrics

I can see the future in my crystal ball.
What am I going to get in my future? Tell me! Tell me!
One day you will be a king, you will own everything,
All your golden dreams are coming true!
What about my future, huh?
You will take a holiday, London, Paris, and Bombay.
This is what is waiting there for you!
But how do you know all that?
'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball!

Life Will Be So Wonderful,
It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!
Magical and beautiful,
This is what I see.

Can you see what will happen to me in the future?
Of course my child.
You will be a dancing queen, dancing at a movie screen.
All your Dancing Dreams are coming true!
Can you predict my future?
No.
Oh, huh?
Only joking!
Million video games to play, playing games everyday
All of this is waiting there for you!
'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball!

Life Will Be So Wonderful,
It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!
Magical and beautiful,
This is what I see.

Life Will Be So Wonderful,
It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!
Magical and beautiful,
This is what I see...

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-{{Infobox character
+{{Infobox song
-| name            = Sporty Satan
+| title            = Life Will Be So Wnderful
-| image            = satan.jpg
+| image            =lifewillbesowonderful.png
-| caption          = [[File:gay.jpg]]
+| singer          = [[Robbie]]
-| icelandic_name   = [[Fucking kys]]
+| backing_vocals   = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]], [[Trixie]], [[Pixel]]
-| actor/puppeteer  = [[Barry Bee]]
+| lyrics          =
-| voice           = [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]] (singing)
+| music           = [[Máni Svavarsson]]
-}}
+| clip            = noclip.jpg
-=Satan=
+}}"'''Life Will Be So Wonderful'''", is the song featured in the episode ''[[The Fortune Teller]]''. It is sung by [[Robbie]], with backing by [[Trixie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Pixel]], [[Stingy]] and [[Stephanie]].
-Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily [[Robbie]] is here to help.
-=Personality=
+==Lyrics==
-Satan is a pretty hot guy. I'd say he's chill but he lives in Hell... i mean c'mon it's got to be like over 9000 degrees in there.
+I can see the future in my crystal ball.<br>
-=Satan's Ritual=
+What am I going to get in my future? Tell me! Tell me!<br>
-Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn:
+One day you will be a king, you will own everything,<br>
-SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan:
+All your golden dreams are coming true!<br>
-INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.
+What about my future, huh?<br>
-Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.
+You will take a holiday, London, Paris, and Bombay.<br>
-Drink from Chalice
+This is what is waiting there for you!<br>
-This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus.
+But how do you know all that?<br>
-After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own.
+'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball!
-We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan.
-At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!!
-Turn clockwise and ring the bell.
-=FUN FACT!!! Satan's Favorite Movie is [[The Bee Movie]]=
+Life Will Be So Wonderful,<br>
+It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!<br>
+Magical and beautiful,<br>
+This is what I see.
+Can you see what will happen to me in the future?<br>
+Of course my child.<br>
+You will be a dancing queen, dancing at a movie screen.<br>
+All your Dancing Dreams are coming true!<br>
+Can you predict my future?<br>
+No.<br>
+Oh, huh?<br>
+Only joking!<br>
+Million video games to play, playing games everyday<br>
+All of this is waiting there for you!<br>
+'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball!
+Life Will Be So Wonderful,<br>
+It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!<br>
+Magical and beautiful,<br>
+This is what I see.
+Life Will Be So Wonderful,<br>
+It will be so Super Duper, oh, delicious!<br>
+Magical and beautiful,<br>
+This is what I see...
+==Other Languages==
+*Arabic
+*Icelandic
+*Spanish
+*Danish
+*Russian
+*Polish
+and many other languages
+{{Song list}}
+[[Category:Songs, Season 4]]