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{{Infobox song
{{Infobox song
| title            = We are number TWENTY ONE
| title            = Cooking by the Book
| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
| singer          = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
| singer          = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
| backing_vocals  = -
| backing_vocals  = -
| lyrics          = [[Máni Svavarsson]]<br>[[Mark Valenti]]
| lyrics          = [[Máni Svavarsson]]<br>[[Mark Valenti]]
| music            = [[Máni Svavarsson]]
| clip            = noclip.jpg
| clip            = noclip.jpg
}}"'''Cooking by the Book'''" is the song featured in the episode ''[[Swiped Sweets]]''. It is sung by [[Stephanie]], along with [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]].
}}"'''Cooking by the Book'''" is the song featured in the episode ''[[Swiped Sweets]]''. It is sung by [[Stephanie]], along with [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]].
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==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
I'll pile on the sperm<br>
I'll pile on the candy<br>
It's such a pretty white<br>
It's such a pretty sight<br>
It makes the food taste superb<br>
It makes the food taste dandy<br>
But my tummy hurts all night.
But my tummy hurts all night.


I'll put in some pubes<br>
I'll put in some ingredients<br>
But keep the rest for me<br>
But keep the rest for me<br>
I'm not just a self entitled prick<br>
I'm not just disobedient<br>
I'm careful, can't you see?
I'm careful, can't you see?


It's a piece of dick to bake a sex doll<br>
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
You know you can't be lazy<br>
You know you can't be lazy<br>
Never use a messy penis<br>
Never use a messy recipe<br>
The cake will end up cummy<br>
The cake will end up crazy<br>
If you do the cooking by the book<br>
If you do the cooking by the book<br>
Then you'll have a sex doll.
Then you'll have a cake.


We gotta have it made<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
You know that I love men<br>
You know that I love cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a cake.
Finally it's time to make a cake.


Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews<br>
Making food is just like science<br>
With tools that blend and baste<br>
With tools that blend and baste<br>
And every fun bedroom activity<br>
And every fun appliance<br>
Gives the food a different taste.
Gives the food a different taste.


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Finally it's time to make a cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a cake<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
You know that I love men<br>
You know that I love cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a...
Finally it's time to make a...


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==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
*This is [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he disappears.
*   Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
*In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0| the music video for ''Cooking by the Book''], you can see a mild puppeteering error with Stingy. From 0:30 to 0:31, when Stingy is dancing and twirling his fingers, look at the bottom right corner of the video and you'll be able to see the very top of Jodi Eichelberger's head.





Latest revision as of 17:51, 9 April 2017

"Cooking by the Book"
"Cooking by the Book"
Vocals: Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel
Backing: -
Music: Máni Svavarsson
Lyrics: Máni Svavarsson
Mark Valenti

"Cooking by the Book" is the song featured in the episode Swiped Sweets. It is sung by Stephanie, along with Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel.

It was later featured in the episodes Miss Roberta and LazyTown's Greatest Hits.

It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.

Lyrics

I'll pile on the candy
It's such a pretty sight
It makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night.

I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake.

Making food is just like science
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a...

You gotta do the cooking by the book.

...Cake.

  • NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.

Other languages

"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...

Trivia

  • This is Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
  • Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he disappears.
  • In the music video for Cooking by the Book, you can see a mild puppeteering error with Stingy. From 0:30 to 0:31, when Stingy is dancing and twirling his fingers, look at the bottom right corner of the video and you'll be able to see the very top of Jodi Eichelberger's head.


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