Cooking by the Book
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"Cooking by the Book" is the song featured in the episode Swiped Sweets. It is sung by Stephanie, along with Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel.
It was later featured in the episodes Miss Roberta and LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.
Don't correct my shit, kid
Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer
Lyrics
I'll pile on the sperm
It's such a pretty white
It makes the food taste superb
But my tummy hurts all night.
I'll put in some pubes
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just a self entitled prick
I'm careful, can't you see?
It's a piece of dick to bake a sex doll
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy penis
The cake will end up cummy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a sex doll.
We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a cake.
Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun bedroom activity
Gives the food a different taste.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a...
You gotta do the cooking by the book.
...Cake.
- NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.
Other languages
"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...
- "Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the Líttu inn í Latabæ soundtrack)
- "Kochbuch" in German (released on the LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2 soundtrack)
- "El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the Bienvenidos a LazyTown soundtrack)
- "Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)
Trivia
- This is the Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
- Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
- Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
