Revision as of 19:07, 2 December 2016

Sporty Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily Robbie is here to help.

Satan's Ritual

	Sporty Satan
	Sporty Satan
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Icelandic Name:	Fucking kys
Actor/Puppeter:	Barry Bee
Voice:	Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer (singing)

Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn: SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan: INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend. Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever. Drink from Chalice This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus. After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own. We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan. At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!! Turn clockwise and ring the bell.

=Sporty Satan Loves The Bee Movie More than anything else. He fancies Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush dealer

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 {{Infobox character
-| name             = Sportapus
+| name             = Sporty Satan
-| image            = Sportacus.png
+| image            = satan.jpg
-| caption          = [[File:Sportacus_Name.png]]
+| caption          =
-| icelandic_name   = [[Íþróttaálfurinn]]
+| icelandic_name   = [[Fucking kys]]
-| actor/puppeteer  = [[Magnús Scheving]]
+| actor/puppeteer  = [[Barry Bee]]
-| voice            = [[Matthias Matthiasson]] (singing)
+| voice            = [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]] (singing)
 }}
-'''Sportacus''' is the hero of [[LazyTown]].  He is the main protagonist in LazyTown, alongside Stephanie.Sportacus describes himself as " "slightly above-average hero", though his friends have a higher opinion of him, calling him a "superhero"
+Sporty Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily [[Robbie]] is here to help.
-==Appearance==
+=Satan's Ritual=
-Sportacus wears an outfit that has several different shades of blue with stripes along it. He wears a dark blue vest, that is held closed by his [[Sportacus' crystal|Inferno]] case, over a short-sleeve t-shirt that which is light blue at the sleeves and the collar. On his forearms are bracers that are a combination of light and dark blue with some metal or silver detailing. His pants flare out slightly at the bottom and are a color combo of light and dark blue with white stripes running down the sides, he also wears a dark blue belt with a stylized 'S' on it. His shoes are actually boots, it's not very obvious since his pant legs cover them most of the time, and are a very deep color of blue, almost purple, with a '10' on the heels. He also wears a hat that looks like either a ski cap or a night hat that is dark blue in color with white stripes on it and has a pair light blue goggles attached to it. He is quite muscular, showing his health and fitness, and one of his most distinct features is his pointed mustache.
+Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn:
+SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan:
+INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.
+Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.
+Drink from Chalice
+This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus.
+After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own.
+We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan.
+At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!!
+Turn clockwise and ring the bell.
-==Personality==
+=Sporty Satan Loves [[The Bee Movie]] More than anything else.
-The local hero of [[LazyTown (place)|LazyTown]], who modestly calls himself only a "sightly-above-average" hero. He, presumably, comes from an island in the North Sea like his predecessor, who has been only identified as "Number 9" in the series. He is highly athletic, as shown by his name, and does flips and jumps to do simple things such as brushing his teeth or preparing himself a sandwich. His only weaknesses are: not knowing how or when to relax and sugar, with the second causing him to suffer an exaggerated sugar crash, which he calls a [[Sugar Meltdown]].
+He fancies [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush dealer]]
-Sportacus is a very understanding and modest person. He knows what he is capable of and is always worried for everyone. He's always trying to help people when he feels it's needed. He doesn't hate anyone (including [[Robbie Rotten|God]]) and he wants to be friends with everyone (even Robbie!). He always sticks with the kids when they are playing or doing sports and he knows what they are capable of. He trusts them a lot, enough to give them responsibilities, knowing they are going to do them. He's not perfect, and has been saved by the kids on several occasions, but he never gives up and he always does his job.
-==Character development==
-===Appearance===
-Sportacus was called ''[[Íþróttaálfurinn]]'', which translates to The Athletic Elf, during the original plays that the show is based on. In the first play, ''[[Áfram Latibær]]'' (Go on LazyTown!), he had magical powers and dressed in an outfit that consisted of a navy-blue tunic, baggy scarlet trousers and a large brown hat. He also had a large, thick, blonde mustache and a matching goatee beard. In the second play, ''[[Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]'' (Robbie Rotten in LazyTown), his character became a lot closer what it is now. He traveled around in a hot air balloon (as opposed to an [[Airship|AirShip]]) and wore a brown and yellow version of his current outfit, with a larger, looser hat and sculpted chest piece.
-===Background===
-While, in personality, he has almost no change, the background of Sportacus changes significantly from the plays to the TV series. In the original version, he was an Elf, like the tradition in Iceland states. For the TV Series, they have to make the character more universal, so, they transformed him into a superhero. Something worth to say, he's still an Elf in the TV Series dub in Iceland.
-==Trivia==
-*According to [[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]], his favorite song is [[Twenty Times Time]].
-*Apparently there was a Sportacus before him, known as Number 9 as mentioned in [[Welcome to LazyTown]].
-*Sportacus moves so much, that sometimes, he accidentally bumps into things, mainly his AirShip's door. He also did so once in the first Icelandic play, [[Áfram Latibær]].
-{{Character List}}
-[[Category:Characters]]

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