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| {{Infobox song
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| | title = We are number TWENTY ONE
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| | image = Cooking by the Book.png
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| | singer = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
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| | backing_vocals = -
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| | lyrics = [[Máni Svavarsson]]<br>[[Mark Valenti]]
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| | clip = noclip.jpg
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| }}"'''Cooking Up Some Sex'''" is the song featured in the episode ''[[Stephanie You Dirty Whore]]''. It is sung by [[Stephanie The Whore]], along with [[Barry Bee]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]].
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| It was later featured in the episodes ''[[Steph quit being a whore]]'' and ''[[Steph On Sportacus Action]]''.
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| It was also released on the US soundtrack ''[[LazyTown (US soundtrack)|LazyTown]]'' and the UK soundtrack ''[[LazyTown - The Album]]''.
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| =[[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]]=
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| ==Lyrics==
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| I'll pile on the sperm<br>
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| It's such a pretty white<br>
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| It makes the food taste superb<br>
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| But my tummy hurts all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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| I'll put in some pubes<br>
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| But keep the rest for me<br>
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| I'm not just a self entitled prick<br>
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| I'm autistic, can't you see?
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| It's a piece of dick to make a sex doll<br>
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| If the way is hazy<br>
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| You gotta do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
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| You know you can't be underage<br>
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| Never use a messy penis<br>
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| The cake will end up cummy<br>
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| If you do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
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| Then you'll have a sex doll.
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| We gotta have it made<br>
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| You know that I love men<br>
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| Finally it's time to make a dildo.
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| Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews<br>
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| With tools that blend and baste<br>
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| And every fun bedroom activity<br>
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| Gives the food a different taste.
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| It's a piece of dake (dick) to bake a pretty vibrator<br>
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| If the way is hazy<br>
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| You gotta do the cooking by the duck<br>
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| You know you can't be a fucking self entitled prick<br>
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| Never use a messy vagina<br>
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| The cake will end up blue<br>
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| If you do the cooking by the Overwatch is overratedbr>
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| Then you'll have a cake.
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| We gotta have it made<br>
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| You know that I love transgender 90 year old pedophiles<br>
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| Finally it's time to make a sex doll<br>
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| We gotta have it made<br>
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| You know that I love men<br>
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| Finally it's time to make a...
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| You gotta do the cooking by the book.
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| ...Self entitled prick save thousands of Jews to make some sex toys..
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| *NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to ''I'll pile on the sweets'' and ''It makes the food taste a treat'', respectively.
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| ==Other languages==
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| "Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...
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| *"Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the ''[[Líttu inn í Latabæ]]'' soundtrack)
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| *"Kochbuch" in German (released on the ''[[LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2]]'' soundtrack)
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| *"El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the ''[[Bienvenidos a LazyTown]]'' soundtrack)
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| *"Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)
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| ==Trivia==
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| *This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
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| * Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
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| * Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
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| {{song list}}
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| [[Category:Songs, Season 1]]
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