Difference between revisions of "Cooking by the Book"

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{{Infobox song
{{Infobox song
| title            = We are number TWENTY ONE
| title            = Cooking by the Book
| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
| singer          = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
| singer          = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
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It was also released on the US soundtrack ''[[LazyTown (US soundtrack)|LazyTown]]'' and the UK soundtrack ''[[LazyTown - The Album]]''.
It was also released on the US soundtrack ''[[LazyTown (US soundtrack)|LazyTown]]'' and the UK soundtrack ''[[LazyTown - The Album]]''.


=[[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]]= 
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
I'll pile on the sperm<br>
I'll pile on the candy<br>
It's such a pretty white<br>
It's such a pretty sight<br>
It makes the food taste superb<br>
It makes the food taste dandy<br>
But my tummy hurts all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
But my tummy hurts all night.


I'll put in some pubes<br>
I'll put in some ingredients<br>
But keep the rest for me<br>
But keep the rest for me<br>
I'm not just a self entitled prick<br>
I'm not just disobedient<br>
I'm autistic, can't you see?
I'm careful, can't you see?


It's a piece of dick to make a sex doll<br>
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
You know you can't be underage<br>
You know you can't be lazy<br>
Never use a messy penis<br>
Never use a messy recipe<br>
The cake will end up cummy<br>
The cake will end up crazy<br>
If you do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
If you do the cooking by the book<br>
Then you'll have a sex doll.
Then you'll have a cake.


We gotta have it made<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
You know that I love men<br>
You know that I love cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a dildo.
Finally it's time to make a cake.


Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews<br>
Making food is just like science<br>
With tools that blend and baste<br>
With tools that blend and baste<br>
And every fun bedroom activity<br>
And every fun appliance<br>
Gives the food a different taste.
Gives the food a different taste.


It's a piece of dake (dick) to bake a pretty vibrator<br>
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
If the way is hazy<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the duck<br>
You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
You know you can't be a fucking self entitled prick<br>
You know you can't be lazy<br>
Never use a messy vagina<br>
Never use a messy recipe<br>
The cake will end up blue<br>
The cake will end up crazy<br>
If you do the cooking by the Overwatch is overratedbr>
If you do the cooking by the book<br>
Then you'll have a cake.
Then you'll have a cake.


We gotta have it made<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
You know that I love transgender 90 year old pedophiles<br>
You know that I love cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a sex doll<br>
Finally it's time to make a cake<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
We gotta have it made<br>
You know that I love men<br>
You know that I love cake<br>
Finally it's time to make a...
Finally it's time to make a...


You gotta do the cooking by the book.
You gotta do the cooking by the book.


...Self entitled prick save thousands of Jews to make some sex toys..
...Cake.


*NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to ''I'll pile on the sweets'' and ''It makes the food taste a treat'', respectively.
*NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to ''I'll pile on the sweets'' and ''It makes the food taste a treat'', respectively.
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*This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
*This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
*  Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"





Revision as of 21:31, 2 December 2016

"Cooking by the Book"
"Cooking by the Book"
Vocals: Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel
Backing: -
Music: {{{music}}}
Lyrics: Máni Svavarsson
Mark Valenti

"Cooking by the Book" is the song featured in the episode Swiped Sweets. It is sung by Stephanie, along with Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel.

It was later featured in the episodes Miss Roberta and LazyTown's Greatest Hits.

It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.

Lyrics

I'll pile on the candy
It's such a pretty sight
It makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night.

I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake.

Making food is just like science
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a...

You gotta do the cooking by the book.

...Cake.

  • NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.

Other languages

"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...

Trivia

  • This is the Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
  • Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears


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