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Don't Change This One

	"We are number TWENTY ONE"
Vocals:	Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel
Backing:	-
Music:	{{{music}}}
Lyrics:	Máni Svavarsson; Mark Valenti

"Cooking Up Some Sex" is the song featured in the episode Stephanie You Dirty Whore. It is sung by Stephanie The Whore, along with Barry Bee, Stingy and Pixel.

It was later featured in the episodes Steph quit being a whore and Steph On Sportacus Action.

It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.

Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer

Lyrics

I'll pile on the sperm
It's such a pretty white
It makes the food taste superb
But my tummy hurts all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

I'll put in some pubes
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just a self entitled prick
I'm autistic, can't you see?

It's a piece of dick to make a sex doll
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)
You know you can't be underage
Never use a messy penis
The cake will end up cummy
If you do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)
Then you'll have a sex doll.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a dildo.

Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun bedroom activity
Gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of dake (dick) to bake a pretty vibrator
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the duck
You know you can't be a fucking self entitled prick
Never use a messy vagina
The cake will end up blue
If you do the cooking by the Overwatch is overratedbr> Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love transgender 90 year old pedophiles
Finally it's time to make a sex doll
We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a...

You gotta do the cooking by the book.

...Self entitled prick save thousands of Jews to make some sex toys..

NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.

Other languages

"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...

"Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the Líttu inn í Latabæ soundtrack)
"Kochbuch" in German (released on the LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2 soundtrack)
"El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the Bienvenidos a LazyTown soundtrack)
"Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)

Trivia

This is the Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"

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-{{Infobox character
+=Don't Change This One=
-| name             = Sporty Satan
+{{Infobox song
-| image            = satan.jpg
+| title            = We are number TWENTY ONE
-| caption          = [[File:gay.jpg]]
+| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
-| icelandic_name   = [[Fucking kys]]
+| singer           = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
-| actor/puppeteer  = [[Barry Bee]]
+| backing_vocals   = -
-| voice            = [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]] (singing)
+| lyrics           = [[Máni Svavarsson]]<br>[[Mark Valenti]]
-}}
+| clip             = noclip.jpg
-=Satan=
+}}"'''Cooking Up Some Sex'''" is the song featured in the episode ''[[Stephanie You Dirty Whore]]''. It is sung by [[Stephanie The Whore]], along with [[Barry Bee]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]].
-Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily [[Robbie]] is here to help.
-=Personality=
+It was later featured in the episodes ''[[Steph quit being a whore]]'' and ''[[Steph On Sportacus Action]]''.
-Satan is a pretty hot guy. I'd say he's chill but he lives in Hell... i mean c'mon it's got to be like over 9000 degrees in there.
-=Satan's Ritual=
-Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn:
-SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan:
-INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.
-Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.
-Drink from Chalice
-This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus.
-After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own.
-We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan.
-At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!!
-Turn clockwise and ring the bell.
-=FUN FACT!!! Satan's Favorite Movie is [[The Bee Movie]]=
+It was also released on the US soundtrack ''[[LazyTown (US soundtrack)|LazyTown]]'' and the UK soundtrack ''[[LazyTown - The Album]]''.
+=[[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]]=
+==Lyrics==
+I'll pile on the sperm<br>
+It's such a pretty white<br>
+It makes the food taste superb<br>
+But my tummy hurts all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
+I'll put in some pubes<br>
+But keep the rest for me<br>
+I'm not just a self entitled prick<br>
+I'm autistic, can't you see?
+It's a piece of dick to make a sex doll<br>
+If the way is hazy<br>
+You gotta do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
+You know you can't be underage<br>
+Never use a messy penis<br>
+The cake will end up cummy<br>
+If you do the cooking by the duck (Dolan Dark)<br>
+Then you'll have a sex doll.
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love men<br>
+Finally it's time to make a dildo.
+Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews<br>
+With tools that blend and baste<br>
+And every fun bedroom activity<br>
+Gives the food a different taste.
+It's a piece of dake (dick) to bake a pretty vibrator<br>
+If the way is hazy<br>
+You gotta do the cooking by the duck<br>
+You know you can't be a fucking self entitled prick<br>
+Never use a messy vagina<br>
+The cake will end up blue<br>
+If you do the cooking by the Overwatch is overratedbr>
+Then you'll have a cake.
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love transgender 90 year old pedophiles<br>
+Finally it's time to make a sex doll<br>
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love men<br>
+Finally it's time to make a...
+You gotta do the cooking by the book.
+...Self entitled prick save thousands of Jews to make some sex toys..
+*NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to ''I'll pile on the sweets'' and ''It makes the food taste a treat'', respectively.
+==Other languages==
+"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...
+*"Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the ''[[Líttu inn í Latabæ]]'' soundtrack)
+*"Kochbuch" in German (released on the ''[[LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2]]'' soundtrack)
+*"El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the ''[[Bienvenidos a LazyTown]]'' soundtrack)
+*"Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)
+==Trivia==
+*This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
+* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
+*   Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
+{{song list}}
+[[Category:Songs, Season 1]]

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