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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
I'll pile on the | I'll pile on the sperm<br> | ||
It's such a pretty | It's such a pretty white<br> | ||
It makes the food taste | It makes the food taste superb<br> | ||
But my tummy hurts all night. | But my tummy hurts all night. | ||
I'll put in some | I'll put in some pubes<br> | ||
But keep the rest for me<br> | But keep the rest for me<br> | ||
I'm not just a self entitled prick<br> | I'm not just a self entitled prick<br> | ||
I'm careful, can't you see? | I'm careful, can't you see? | ||
It's a piece of | It's a piece of dick to bake a sex doll<br> | ||
If the way is hazy<br> | If the way is hazy<br> | ||
You gotta do the cooking by the book<br> | You gotta do the cooking by the book<br> | ||
You know you can't be lazy<br> | You know you can't be lazy<br> | ||
Never use a messy | Never use a messy penis<br> | ||
The cake will end up | The cake will end up cummy<br> | ||
If you do the cooking by the book<br> | If you do the cooking by the book<br> | ||
Then you'll have a | Then you'll have a sex doll. | ||
We gotta have it made<br> | We gotta have it made<br> | ||
You know that I love | You know that I love men<br> | ||
Finally it's time to make a cake. | Finally it's time to make a cake. | ||
Making food is just like | Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews<br> | ||
With tools that blend and baste<br> | With tools that blend and baste<br> | ||
And every fun | And every fun bedroom activity<br> | ||
Gives the food a different taste. | Gives the food a different taste. | ||
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Finally it's time to make a cake<br> | Finally it's time to make a cake<br> | ||
We gotta have it made<br> | We gotta have it made<br> | ||
You know that I love | You know that I love men<br> | ||
Finally it's time to make a... | Finally it's time to make a... | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*This is [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''. | *This is the [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''. | ||
* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears | * Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears | ||
* Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" | |||
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"Cooking by the Book" is the song featured in the episode Swiped Sweets. It is sung by Stephanie, along with Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel.
It was later featured in the episodes Miss Roberta and LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.
Lyrics
I'll pile on the sperm
It's such a pretty white
It makes the food taste superb
But my tummy hurts all night.
I'll put in some pubes
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just a self entitled prick
I'm careful, can't you see?
It's a piece of dick to bake a sex doll
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy penis
The cake will end up cummy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a sex doll.
We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a cake.
Making food is just like murdering thousands of Jews
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun bedroom activity
Gives the food a different taste.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love men
Finally it's time to make a...
You gotta do the cooking by the book.
...Cake.
- NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.
Other languages
"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...
- "Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the Líttu inn í Latabæ soundtrack)
- "Kochbuch" in German (released on the LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2 soundtrack)
- "El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the Bienvenidos a LazyTown soundtrack)
- "Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)
Trivia
- This is the Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
- Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he dissapears
- Once upon a time this song was memealicious. Then it died and was replaced with "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
