Difference between revisions of "Cooking by the Book"

	"Cooking by the Book"
Vocals:	Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel
Backing:	-
Music:	Máni Svavarsson
Lyrics:	Máni Svavarsson; Mark Valenti

Latest revision as of 17:51, 9 April 2017

"Cooking by the Book" is the song featured in the episode Swiped Sweets. It is sung by Stephanie, along with Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel.

It was later featured in the episodes Miss Roberta and LazyTown's Greatest Hits.

It was also released on the US soundtrack LazyTown and the UK soundtrack LazyTown - The Album.

Lyrics

I'll pile on the candy
It's such a pretty sight
It makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night.

I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake.

Making food is just like science
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a...

You gotta do the cooking by the book.

...Cake.

NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to I'll pile on the sweets and It makes the food taste a treat, respectively.

Other languages

"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...

"Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the Líttu inn í Latabæ soundtrack)
"Kochbuch" in German (released on the LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2 soundtrack)
"El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the Bienvenidos a LazyTown soundtrack)
"Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)

Trivia

This is Ziggy's favorite song, according to LazyTown's Greatest Hits.
Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he disappears.
In the music video for Cooking by the Book, you can see a mild puppeteering error with Stingy. From 0:30 to 0:31, when Stingy is dancing and twirling his fingers, look at the bottom right corner of the video and you'll be able to see the very top of Jodi Eichelberger's head.

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-{{Infobox character
+{{Infobox song
-| name             = Sporty Satan
+| title            = Cooking by the Book
-| image            = satan.jpg
+| image            = Cooking by the Book.png
-| caption          = [[File:gay.jpg]]
+| singer           = [[Stephanie]], [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]]
-| icelandic_name   = [[Fucking kys]]
+| backing_vocals   = -
-| actor/puppeteer  = [[Barry Bee]]
+| lyrics           = [[Máni Svavarsson]]<br>[[Mark Valenti]]
-| voice            = [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]] (singing)
+| music            = [[Máni Svavarsson]]
-}}
+| clip             = noclip.jpg
-=Satan=
+}}"'''Cooking by the Book'''" is the song featured in the episode ''[[Swiped Sweets]]''. It is sung by [[Stephanie]], along with [[Ziggy]], [[Stingy]] and [[Pixel]].
-Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily [[Robbie]] is here to help.
-=Personality=
+It was later featured in the episodes ''[[Miss Roberta]]'' and ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
-Satan is a pretty hot guy. I'd say he's chill but he lives in Hell... i mean c'mon it's got to be like over 9000 degrees in there.
-=Satan's Ritual=
-Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn:
-SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan:
-INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.
-Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.
-Drink from Chalice
-This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus.
-After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own.
-We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan.
-At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!!
-Turn clockwise and ring the bell.
-=FUN FACT!!! Satan's Favorite Movie is [[The Bee Movie]]=
+It was also released on the US soundtrack ''[[LazyTown (US soundtrack)|LazyTown]]'' and the UK soundtrack ''[[LazyTown - The Album]]''.
+==Lyrics==
+I'll pile on the candy<br>
+It's such a pretty sight<br>
+It makes the food taste dandy<br>
+But my tummy hurts all night.
+I'll put in some ingredients<br>
+But keep the rest for me<br>
+I'm not just disobedient<br>
+I'm careful, can't you see?
+It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake<br>
+If the way is hazy<br>
+You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
+You know you can't be lazy<br>
+Never use a messy recipe<br>
+The cake will end up crazy<br>
+If you do the cooking by the book<br>
+Then you'll have a cake.
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love cake<br>
+Finally it's time to make a cake.
+Making food is just like science<br>
+With tools that blend and baste<br>
+And every fun appliance<br>
+Gives the food a different taste.
+It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake<br>
+If the way is hazy<br>
+You gotta do the cooking by the book<br>
+You know you can't be lazy<br>
+Never use a messy recipe<br>
+The cake will end up crazy<br>
+If you do the cooking by the book<br>
+Then you'll have a cake.
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love cake<br>
+Finally it's time to make a cake<br>
+We gotta have it made<br>
+You know that I love cake<br>
+Finally it's time to make a...
+You gotta do the cooking by the book.
+...Cake.
+*NOTE: In the UK version of the song, the first and third lines were changed to ''I'll pile on the sweets'' and ''It makes the food taste a treat'', respectively.
+==Other languages==
+"Cooking by the Book" has been released under a number of different titles in a number of different languages. These include...
+*"Kokkabókin" in Icelandic (released on the ''[[Líttu inn í Latabæ]]'' soundtrack)
+*"Kochbuch" in German (released on the ''[[LazyTown - Los geht's Vol. 2]]'' soundtrack)
+*"El paste" in Latin American Spanish (released on the ''[[Bienvenidos a LazyTown]]'' soundtrack)
+*"Găteşte după Carte" in Romanian (currently unreleased on a CD/DVD)
+==Trivia==
+*This is [[Ziggy]]'s favorite song, according to ''[[LazyTown's Greatest Hits]]''.
+* Stingy keeps putting cake on his nose throughout the music video and it appears when he disappears.
+*In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0| the music video for ''Cooking by the Book''], you can see a mild puppeteering error with Stingy. From 0:30 to 0:31, when Stingy is dancing and twirling his fingers, look at the bottom right corner of the video and you'll be able to see the very top of Jodi Eichelberger's head.
+{{song list}}
+[[Category:Songs, Season 1]]