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| For a text-only version of this page, see [[Episodes (text only)]].
| | | name = Sporty Satan |
| | | image = satan.jpg |
| | | caption = [[File:gay.jpg]] |
| | | icelandic_name = [[Fucking kys]] |
| | | actor/puppeteer = [[Barry Bee]] |
| | | voice = [[Barry Bee's Daddy Trans Hooker Kush Dealer]] (singing) |
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| | =Satan= |
| | Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily [[Robbie]] is here to help. |
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| | Satan is a pretty hot guy. I'd say he's chill but he lives in Hell... i mean c'mon it's got to be like over 9000 degrees in there. |
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| | =Satan's Ritual= |
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| | Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn: |
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| | SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan: |
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| | INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend. |
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| | Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever. |
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| | Drink from Chalice |
| {{Episode list
| | This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus. |
| |Title=Roboticus
| | After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own. |
| |OriginalAirDate=April 6, 2013
| | We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan. |
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| | At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!! |
| |EpisodeNumber=1
| | Turn clockwise and ring the bell. |
| |ShortSummary=Sportacus is challenged by a new robot superhero, Roboticus, and needs to use all of his strength and SportsCandy to defeat him. Will Sportacus, with the help of the kids, be able to keep his place as LazyTown’s number one superhero?
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| |Title=The Greatest Gift
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| |OriginalAirDate=April 13, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=2
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| |ShortSummary=It’s Ziggy’s birthday, and everyone in LazyTown is excited to throw him a surprise party. When Stingy shows up with an empty box for a present, the kids do their best to find a way to make the present valuable by using their imagination. The kids learn the important lesson that it is better to give than to receive.
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| |Title=Little Pink Riding Hood
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| |OriginalAirDate=April 20, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=3
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| |ShortSummary=A LazyTown twist on a famous fable about a girl’s journey. In this version,, Stephanie meets many challenges that she must overcome - but with help from her friends, anything is possible. A fantastic adventure with surprising twists at every turn. With Sportacus in the mix, it’s more active and exciting than ever.
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| |Title=The Scavenger Hunt
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| |OriginalAirDate=April 27, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=4
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| |ShortSummary=The Mayor organizes a scavenger hunt and gives scavenger hunt cards to all the kids. Robbie Rotten finds an opportunity to switch the cards, sending the kids on wild goose chase. Robbie traps Sportacus, and the kids have to use their scavenger hunt skills to save him.
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| |Title=Who's Who?
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 4, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=5
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| |ShortSummary=Dancing fever has hit LazyTown, but suddenly another Stephanie shows up! To find out who’s who, the kids decide to stage a dance-off between Stephanie and her double. Will Stephanie be able to prove her identity to her friends, or will she be sent out of town?
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| |Title=The Purple Panther
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 11, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=6
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| |ShortSummary=In the first part, it’s the grand opening of the new LazyTown Museum and the kids are excited to learn more about LazyTown’s history. Sportacus has even loaned his crystal for the opening night surprise! But when the crystal goes missing, Sportacus and the kids have to get together to solve the mystery!
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| |Title=The Purple Panther
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 11, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=7
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| |ShortSummary=In the second part, it’s the grand opening of the new LazyTown Museum and the kids are excited to learn more about LazyTown’s history. Sportacus has even loaned his crystal for the opening night surprise! But when the crystal goes missing, Sportacus and the kids have to get together to solve the mystery!
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| |Title=The Blue Knight
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 18, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=8
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| |ShortSummary=An adventurous story that takes us back to the middle ages as the kids dress up as knights and royals and head to the LazyTown castle. When the Purple Knight shows up and decides to use his dragon to take all the SportsCandy from LazyTown, the kids have to stop him. Luckily they get help from the famous Blue Knight (Sportacus).
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| |Title=The First Day of Summer
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 25, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=9
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| |ShortSummary=Robbie’s biggest wish is that everyone would leave town forever... It’s the first day of summer in LazyTown and everyone is going to the beach to celebrate. When the town gets quiet, Robbie believes that his wish came true. But Robbie soon realizes that being left all alone might not be the wonderful gift he thought it would be!
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| |Title=The Lazy Cup
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| |OriginalAirDate=May 27, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=10
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| |ShortSummary=The Lazy Cup soccer tournament is taking place in LazyTown, and the winner gets a golden trophy and a wish! Everything is on the line when the kids compete in a soccer match against Robbie’s team, the Soccerbots. If they don’t win the match, their favorite superhero, Sportacus, will be forced to leave town forever. This is a story that captures the spirit of great teamwork and the excitement of a good game.
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| |Title=Chef Rottenfood
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| |OriginalAirDate=June 1, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=11
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| |ShortSummary=Mayor Meanswell wants to cook a healthy meal for his friend Ms. Busybody, but he just can’t seem to get it right. Luckily for him, the famous Chef Pablo Fantastico comes to town to help him out. Suddenly there are two chefs that claim to be Pablo Fantastico! Sportacus and the kids have to set up a challenge to find out who the real chef is. A tale about healthy food and the joy of doing something nice for the ones you love.
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| |Title=Breakfast at Stephanie's
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| |OriginalAirDate=June 8, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=12
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| |ShortSummary=When Robbie comes across an invisibility helmet that Pixel invented, he soon realizes that he can use it to prevent Sportacus from doing his SuperMoves. The kids notice that something isn’t quite right with Sportacusand take matters into their own hands.
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| |Title=The Holiday Spirit
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| |OriginalAirDate=June 8, 2013
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| |EpisodeNumber=13
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| |ShortSummary=It’s the holiday season in LazyTown! The kids are very excited to receive presents from Santa Claus, but to everyone’s surprise, Santa shows up empty handed. Where did the presents go and will they be able to get them back? In the search for the missing presents, the kids realize they don’t need gifts to capture the true holiday spirit.
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| [[Category:TV Series Episodes| ]] | | =FUN FACT!!! Satan's Favorite Movie is [[The Bee Movie]]= |
Satan
Satan is the main protagonist of the show. He runs the Satanic Church and encourages all of the children to come along so he can teach them about Hell. However, he has attracted the hatred of "Sportapus". Luckily Robbie is here to help.
Personality
Satan is a pretty hot guy. I'd say he's chill but he lives in Hell... i mean c'mon it's got to be like over 9000 degrees in there.
Satan's Ritual
Ring the bell, turning counterclockwise; invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. You can do this with your athame [if you have one] OR just point your left index finger and visualize a stream of electric blue light entering the tip of your index finger and filling your entire being. With each turn, the blue becomes more and more intense, filling and charging your entire being. Begin with Satan/Lucifer, facing east and then turn to the north for Beelzebub, west for Astaroth, and south for Azazel, keep charging yourself with the blue energy at each turn:
SATAN/LUCIFER TO THE EAST BEELZEBUB TO THE NORTH ASTAROTH TO THE WEST AZAZEL TO THE SOUTH Then, recite the Invocation to Satan:
INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open the Gates of Hell to come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.
Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.
Drink from Chalice
This is now the height of your ritual where you read your prayer to Father Satan. When you are finished, light the paper in the flame of your candle and place it in your silver bowl to burn. Now is the time for meditation and focus.
After the meditation is when you should talk to Father Satan one on one. After this, more prayers* [see note about Satanic prayers near the bottom of this page] can be said. You can pray during this time in Enochian, either with the Enochian Key/s of your choice, or prayers of your own.
We are all individual and have our own ways of ritual and worship. Very early on, to kneel was given to me by the Demons, and also a close friend had the same experience; to kneel out of respect, but this is between you and Father Satan.
At the end of your ritual close with a HAIL SATAN!!
Turn clockwise and ring the bell.
FUN FACT!!! Satan's Favorite Movie is The Bee Movie
